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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

True confessions

Eight-and-a-tiny-bit months from now I am going to
- fly for 15 hours with an 8 year old
- spend 3 days in Honolulu
- fly for fourteen more hours(two flights)to Florida
- get my race packet at a massive expo I've seen photos, it's scary
- walk around a theme park all afternoon
- do a half marathon
- walk around a theme park all afternoon
- do a marathon
- walk around a theme park all the next day
- spend three more weeks touristing and having a splendid time
The eating and drinking habits currently being practiced at Camp LBTEPA do not support these plans. Your heroine would like to point out that she does not consider her weight per se to be the issue. Instead, LBTEPA wishes she could in all honesty describe herself as a poster girl for strong and fit and fabulous, but alas, cannot. She would have to put her hand up in answer to "who feels bloated and tired and heavy?" Although it may sound cool to live by the motto if you can't be a good example be a dire warning, quite frankly this sh*! is getting old woot woot woot Lent is over!!!!!
It's time to smarten up.
Yeah yeah yeah, you say, politely concealing either a yawn or a contemptuous smile, we've heard this before, Mrs All Talk No Action. What's so different about this time?
To be quite truthful: I don't really know.
I'm still going to have the same life, family, job, studies and marathons to manage. I'll still be me, mood swings and what's the point I give up pour me some bubbles and all. But what other options are there? Give up? Not an option! Seeking a healthy, sustainable way to live is the LBTEPA Way, and that's all there is to it. Long Happy Life R Us.
Noddie and I were watching a dvd of the 2007 Ironman World Championships onya Macca! while I did my bike workout I know, that poor child. She said she wants us to do an IM together when she's old enough. I'll be 55 when she's 18. So there's that. Then there's OMG not very long at all oh dear oh dear until Gold Coast, Melbourne, Goofy...... I hope there'll always be another Big Thing on the horizon, and there's no reason why not....if I take care of myself.
Just between you, me and the other four faithful readers, there is one big difference this time. My secret weapon = accountability. Don't worry, I won't be spilling my guts on the interweb and begging your forgiveness! (Ewww. And Not Your Job). A kind friend of mine from the non-virtual world has agreed, God bless her, that if I stuff up on my (not very difficult) weekly goals, I must text her and confess. No BS. No excuses.
Eeek!
I can feel a new phase coming on............

more anon, rainbow seekers!

5 much-appreciated comments:

Margaret said...

I'm tired just reading about your magnificent whirlwind of a marathon itinerary disguised as a holiday.

But like you - I enter a new phase. A new phase of getting stronger, fitter, and just *&^% doing it!! Reading about your incredible runs is a great inspiration for me. OK, I am still up to a shuffle and have not yet cracked the continuous 1km mark yet - but I will. And then in the not too distant future I may also subject my children to various trips around the world disguised as a holiday. London Marathon anyone - lol.

Way to go - and good luck xx

MorseyRuns said...

15 hours with an 8 year old sounds fun! I just spent a lot of time with my 8 yo nephew and as along as there is sugar, go-karts, stuff that gets blown up or shot at then it will be fine!
You will be fine with your goals- you are Very Determined.

Sara

Anonymous said...

Pooh.Blogger ate my comment.

Since Lent is over, please have a lot of f-bombs in two languages (English and ASL). I really love this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv3tadz5Q3o

Being healthy and happy in your body is a great goal. I return from a second France trip in two weeks, and I'm feeling like I need to eat veggies, and give up the turps for a while.

Emma

Brendan said...
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Brendan said...

How about storing some Mummy Only Passiona in the fridge? When you feel tempted to towards that glass of alcoholic and fizzy, pour a small glass of just fizzy.